Cliff Lee placed on 15 day DL with a left oblique strain.

Maybe it has something to do with the 10 shutout innings he pitched…

Cliff how do you feel about it?

Fuck yeah!
Roy Halladay on singling home Freddy Galvis with 2 outs to give the Phillies a 5-1 lead. On national television. 
I’m just saying. 

I’m just saying. 

Phillies 9, Yankees 3

Woo!

Boy oh boy I love seeing the Phils win. Who cares if it’s spring training.

— Matt

Phillies 5, Yankees 8

Welp, we dropped the first grapefruit league game of the season.

Who cares!? BASEBALL SEASON!

Also, Pence had a two run homer!

Not necessarily Phillies news:

But, AJ Burnett bunted a pitch foul which went into his face and fractured his right orbital bone during BP on Wednesday.

The author of this article says that, because of this incident, both the AL and the NL should use designated hitters.

Now, I won’t offer my personal opinion on why this guy is an idiot for believing that members of a team should have one job and one job only and that baseball players are all delicate little flowers who should never have to bunt, slide, hit, or run if they don’t want to but I am curious to hear what our followers think.

So, whaddya y’all think?

— Matt

P.S. The designated hitter is useless fucking stupid and useless. 

EDIT: We have a special celebrity guest opinon:

Schmidt and Thome

Schmidt and Thome